cats are so fucking pointless i want 10,000



I will do my best to carry you when you need a lift


Comfort you when you’re sad


We all feel down now and then


But I’m here if you need me

Texting a friend between classes, while I was waiting for Film to start, and he's playing Skyrim.
Jorge: Whaaaatt I want to ride a dragon!
Jorge: Stupid giant kill steal my dragon. Fuckin didn't get the soul Lol. Had to reload.
Me: Do you wanna ride a dragon? Flying all over the sky. We'll soar all over Skyrim, starting from Riften, all the way to Solitude. It tends to get a little lonely, walking all around, just shouting FUS RO DAH! Do you want to ride a dragon? It doesn't have to be a dragon....
Jorge: ... you did not just make that up Lol
Me: I did.. Very bored. Waiting for class to start. We're going to watch Serenity. Also, the songs from Frozen are stuck in my head. I've watched it too much.
Marry someone who lets you have a bite of their brownie, even when you said you weren’t hungry. Marry someone who laughs at the same things you do. Marry someone who kisses your nose on a cold day. Marry someone who you can watch Disney movies with. Marry someone who is proud of you whether you earn £5 a week or £5,000 a week. Marry someone who you can tell everything to. Marry someone who isn’t afraid or embarrassed to hold your hand in public. Marry someone who lets you take over when decorating a cake. Marry someone who you can spend the day in Ikea with without feeling stressed. Marry someone who wraps you up inside their coat in the winter. Marry someone who accepts your fears and phobias. Marry someone who gives you butterflies every time you hear their key in the door. Marry someone who you don’t always have to shave your legs for. Marry someone who accepts you all day every day, even when you don’t look or feel your best. Marry someone who puts three sugars in your tea, despite telling them “just the two”. Marry someone who doesn’t judge you when you eat your body weight in cookies. Marry someone who doesn’t make you want to check your phone, because you know they will reply. Marry someone who waits with you to get on the train. Marry someone who understands that you need to be alone sometimes. Marry someone who gets on well with your parents and isn’t uptight about family events. Marry someone who calms you down when you get mad about stupid stuff, and never tells you it’s “only stupid stuff”. Marry someone who makes you want to be a better person. Marry someone who makes you laugh. Marry someone who you love. Marry your soulmate, your lover, your best friend.


my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed, gay child






I’m Ghost/Dark. What’s yours?!

Im so fucking invencible

Grass type, Mit.

Normal/Fairy… I’m a Jigglypuff…

Bug/Rock apparently?  I can only think of Dwebble?

Elec/Rock….Oh no…I’m a Trap!? Stunfisk is more ground type though…


Parents… please don’t ever brag about your kids to other folks, whether it’s in front of them or not. Especially if you don’t have a clue about what’s going on in their lives besides what they’re “studying” in school.

"My son’s going to be a lawyer!"
"My daughter’s going to be a dentist!" etc……